The Christian Left: "(Your sin here) is AN ABOMINATION! (My sin here), isn't so bad."ĭon Richardson: Somehow manage to convince themselves that the world is 6000 years old and humans co-existed with dinosaurs, as seen on the Flintstones. Tim Wilkins: Defend pagan holidays like Christmas and Easter by insisting they are Christian holy days. Leslie Saverino: Form a committee to form a committee?!! (Technically, this is organized church lameness, but it has always been one of the most comical & frustrating aspects of Christian living for me.) Then he goes and starts a war and bombs the Iraqis, killing millions of innocent people! And STILL has conservative Christian approval!!! ( A Catholic priest where I worked said "A vote for John Kerry is a vote for the devil"). Lorraine Verdieck: My favorite is how Bush became know as the 'family values' candidate in the 2004 election, because he was against abortion. Rick Seelhoff: Think Christians are better than others. The Christian Left: "Yes, regarding (your sin here), God will not be mocked!. Side note from The Christian Left: “The Rapture” is made-up hogwash and isn’t in the Bible. A religion of theirs that probably Hitler followed too.ĭon Richardson: Read those God-awful "Left Behind" novels. *Tell homosexuals that they aren't okay the way they are.Ĭarlos Thorne: The things Republicans do, because of it, although it must be some other Christianity they follow. *Enable the addictions of televangelists to expensive suits and cars. Robin McQueen Mattingly: Shun a family member who isn't Christian.ĭon Richardson: Listen to really bad "Christian" music. Patrick McGranahan: Here's another one which occurred in a children's ministry meeting: A: "I have a friend who is a professional actor and he'd love to come speak with the kids' drama group!" B: "That sounds great! Just make sure he's not gay." (un-embellished I assure you) "I want to pray for Bill.I heard he's back on the bottle!" ![]() ![]() Patrick McGranahan: This reminds me of those unsolicited "Prayer Requests" amongst the gossip circles as a method of cattily disbursing rumors and hearsay about others. Michaela Whitton: 'covertly' try to control other people’s behavior by quoting scripture. ![]() Jason M Dye: Christian book/supply stores. Richard Crawford: Take away money from the poor.Įmily Expat-Wannabe: They tell people the reason they don't have what they've prayed for is a result of their lack of faith or disobedience to God.
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